How Did Dally Get Out Of Trouble For Speeding?

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Skeleton King Enigma Legacy

Voice Actors Heroes

Introduction

Played upon selecting Dark Willow in the main menu announcement area, after she finishes with her animations.

▶️ Let's have some fun, shall we...
▶️ u Mireska is here.
▶️ u Are you ready to have some fun, ya?
▶️ u Whaddya say Jex, you ready to play?
▶️ u Whaddaya waiting for? We have some gold to steal.
▶️ u Let's get into some mischief, shall we?

Loadout

▶️ They're not ready for what I have planned...
▶️ Jex... are you ready for shenanigans?
▶️ Mireska has arrived.
▶️ No one will forget the name Mireska
▶️ u The Sylph is here!
▶️ Let's have some fun, shall we...
▶️ I'm full of surprises...
▶️ I can take care of myself...
▶️ Let's see what we can take now....
▶️ It's not wise to stand in my way...

Drafting

Picked

▶️ Mireska has arrived.

Banned

▶️ Ugh!

Entering battle

▶️ They're not ready for what I have planned...
▶️ Jex... are you ready for shenanigans?
▶️ Let's have some fun, shall we...
▶️ These marks won't know what hit 'em...
▶️ God I'm going to enjoy this...
▶️ Time to take what I want...
▶️ We're going to have some fun Jex...
▶️ Never been stopped before, not gonna start now...
▶️ Come my little wisp...it's playtime.
▶️ I'm wanted in 6 nations... you think a glowing rock is going to stop me?
▶️ It's not wise to stand in my way...
▶️ I don't take pleasure in violence, but no one gets between me and my desires.
▶️ I'm full of surprises...
▶️ My family will never forget my name...

50% chance

▶️ I almost feel sorry for what's about to happen...almost.

40% chance

▶️ I can feel it already, this is gonna be exciting...

30% chance

▶️ Mireska has arrived.
▶️ No one will forget the name Mireska
▶️ This'll be like stealing candy from a- Well stealing from anyone really, I'm pretty amazing.

Taunting

▶️ This one's in the bag.

35% chance

▶️ In the bag. Stole the bag. My bag.

Beginning battle

▶️ Come on Jex, we have work to do.
▶️ Ohhhh I have chills...

40% chance

▶️ I don't need a horn to tell me when to fight.

Moving

▶️ 120 Let's go Jex...
▶️ Time to move.
▶️ Time to get into trouble...
▶️ 240 A little mischief never killed anyone...
▶️ Moving..
▶️ 240 On my way.
▶️ 120 You ready for shenanigans?
▶️ I'm going.
▶️ 240 My time has come...
▶️ What are we waiting for...
▶️ 240 Come on, Jex!
▶️ 120 I'll prove I'm the best..
▶️ 240 I'm always on the move...
▶️ r Can't stay in one place too long...
▶️ r The sooner we're outta here the better...
▶️ Let's get moving...
▶️ Here we go...
▶️ No time to dilly dally...
▶️ Let's fly...
▶️ Gotta go...
▶️ Mischief awaits...
▶️ Time to be trouble...
▶️ Can't stay here...
▶️ Eheheheh huhum.

40% chance

▶️ 120 Let's see where the road takes us...

35% chance

▶️ 120 Let's find something to steal...

30% chance

▶️ 240 We're going on a little field trip Jex...
▶️ r This place was boring anyway...

Moving at less than 20% health

▶️ Let's go Jex...
▶️ Time to move.
▶️ Time to get into trouble...
▶️ Moving..
▶️ Let's get outta here...
▶️ You ready for shenanigans?
▶️ What are we waiting for...
▶️ Can't stay in one place too long...
▶️ Here we go...
▶️ No time to dilly dally...
▶️ They're on to us, let's go...
▶️ Let's fly...
▶️ Gotta go...
▶️ Time to be trouble...
▶️ Can't stay here...
▶️ Let's find something to steal...

40% chance

▶️ 120 I'm going.
▶️ 120 Come on, Jex!
▶️ 120 I'll prove I'm the best..
▶️ 120 I'm always on the move...
▶️ 120 Let's get moving...
▶️ 120 Let's see where the road takes us...

30% chance

▶️ 120 Mischief awaits...

20% chance

▶️ 240 On my way.
▶️ We're going on a little fieldtrip Jex...
▶️ 120 This place was boring anyway...

15% chance

▶️ 240 A little mischief never killed anyone...

10% chance

▶️ 240 The sooner we're outta here the better...

5% chance

▶️ r My time has come...

Attacking

▶️ You're mine!
▶️ 240 I can take care of myself...
▶️ r You think I don't know how to fight?
▶️ You're not walking away...
▶️ It's you or me...
▶️ 240 Wait your turn Jex...
▶️ 120 This one's mine Jex...
▶️ 120 I won't let you stop me...
▶️ You shoulda walked away...
▶️ I'm gonna have fun with you...
▶️ This is where ya die...
▶️ Run.
▶️ You should run while you can...
▶️ No one can stop us...
▶️ I'm untouchable....
▶️ Nothing can stand in our way...
▶️ Huh!
▶️ Ya!
▶️ Ha!
▶️ Da!
▶️ Ha ya!
▶️ Hht!
▶️ Ay-a!
▶️ Hu-ah!
▶️ Ha!
▶️ Hu!
▶️ Ha!
▶️ Haa!
▶️ Ha!
▶️ Ah!
▶️ Ya!
▶️ u Huu yah!
▶️ u Huh yah!
▶️ u Ha-tya!
▶️ u Hya-ga!
▶️ u Ha-dya!
▶️ u Haa-dya!
▶️ u Huu-dya!
▶️ u Hu-dah!
▶️ u Hu ah!

Ordering a spell cast

▶️ Showtime...
▶️ You're not ready for this...
▶️ I'm full of surprises...

Abilities

Bramble Maze
On cast

▶️ Stick around...
▶️ You're not going anywhere...
▶️ Not so fast...
▶️ Hahahahahah eheh.
▶️ 120 This'll be fun to watch.
▶️ 120 You're going to die slowly...
▶️ Let's see you try to escape...
▶️ 120 Enjoy...
▶️ A gift from me to you...
▶️ Don't take too much time...
▶️ Time isn't on your side...
▶️ You want me, come get me...
▶️ This isn't going to end well for you...

Shadow Realm
On cast

▶️ Let's get outta here...
▶️ 240 They're on to us, let's go...
▶️ 120 Now you see me...
▶️ Time to regroup...
▶️ Get ready for a surprise...
▶️ 240 I got a few tricks up my sleeve...
▶️ 120 Hahahahaha heh.
▶️ I'm gonna find you....
▶️ Retreat to shadows...
▶️ The shadows will protect me...
▶️ I disappear...
▶️ You'll see me again soon...
▶️ Time to get outta here...

35% chance

▶️ r Jex, whaddya say we go introduce ourselves...

Cursed Crown
On cast

▶️ r I take what I want, and what I want now is your life.
▶️ You're gonna love this...
▶️ 120 You should have ran...
▶️ 120 Gotcha!
▶️ 120 The ley lines call to me...
▶️ 120 Tick tock...
▶️ 120 I have you right where I want you.
▶️ 120 I have you now...
▶️ I don't think so!
▶️ You're in my dominion...
▶️ You couldn't begin to understand the power I wield
▶️ You're on borrowed time.
▶️ I'd run if I were you.
▶️ You're on the clock, love...

Bedlam
On cast

▶️ Jex, protect me!
▶️ Alright little wisp, do your thing.
▶️ r You shouldn't have made my friend angry.
▶️ You're all dead.
▶️ You're all about to die.
▶️ Jex, this one's all you.
▶️ I have a surprise for you.
▶️ Alright Jex... go have some fun.

Killing an enemy

▶️ r You thought you were winning?

60% chance

▶️ r We're a helluva team Jex, aren't we

Terrorize
On cast

▶️ Get to work Jex!
▶️ Spread terror, Jex
▶️ Our enemies will run before us.
▶️ I'll show you something to be afraid of.
▶️ Have you met my friend Jex yet?

Leveling up

▶️ Yes!
▶️ We did it Jex!
▶️ The more power the better...
▶️ Let's see what we can take now....
▶️ No one can stop us!
▶️ Let's start some shenanigans, Jex
▶️ I think a little mischief's in order...
▶️ Good work Jex!
▶️ The world will remember the name Mireska!
▶️ I forge my own destiny...

Killing an enemy

▶️ A little mischief never killed anyone... well, you I guess.
▶️ Stay down...
▶️ That's what you get...
▶️ Shoulda just let me have my fun...
▶️ Tsk tsk tsk...
▶️ Never had a chance...
▶️ The Jasper Circle couldn't do it better...
▶️ It was never going to end well for you...
▶️ r No one stands in my way!
▶️ What, you thought you would win?
▶️ Oh we're just getting started...
▶️ Only way this was gonna play out...
▶️ Hahahaha!
▶️ Hahahaha!
▶️ Hah haha!
▶️ Huh huh huh huh!
▶️ Haha ha hahaha!
▶️ Ha ha ha haha!
▶️ Ah haha haha ha!
▶️ Hahaha hahahaha!
▶️ Hahahaha hahahahahaa!
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
▶️ Haa hahahahahaha!
▶️ Ahhhahahahahaha!

30% chance

▶️ r I suppose murder's not an honest living, but it pays the bills

5% chance

▶️ Hahahaha ah hahahaha ahh hahahaha!
▶️ Huh huh haha ahhaha ahhahahaha!

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

▶️ r I'll steal the mist of Avernus for myself...
▶️ r You shouldn't be carrying all that money around, Alchemist...
▶️ r Shame you picked the wrong side, Alchemist.
▶️ r You never should have stuck your nose in my business, Kaldr!
▶️ r You should have stuck with punching Invoker!
▶️ r I wasn't sure someone could annoy me more than Donté, but then you had to go talking in the third person.
▶️ r Be grateful that I found you before Sorla did.
▶️ r Aw face it Axe, you're nothing more than a dumb brute.
▶️ r I'm not scared of you, Bane...
▶️ r I'm putting you to sleep, Bane.
▶️ r Awww you got a lasso! That's adorable.
▶️ r You and your little pet should have stayed in the jungle.
▶️ r Your pet has nothing on mine...
▶️ r I've been hunted by better.
▶️ r You're an abomination, Bloodseeker.
▶️ r You're never cashing in that bounty...
▶️ r You're good at your job Brewmaster. Sorry it came to this.
▶️ r I'm not paying that tab!
▶️ r It's a shame it came to this. We coulda had fun...
▶️ r If I wanted a real challenge, I should have fought Tusk...
▶️ r So you're the one Wukong is always going on and on about?
▶️ r Your web has nothing on my thorns...
▶️ r So much pride, so little talent.
▶️ r You were the champion of the Omexe arena? Doesn't speak very highly of Centaurs.
▶️ r There's only room for one agent of chaos on this battlefield...
▶️ r No one tells me what to do!
▶️ r I won't be your pawn!
▶️ r Sorry hero.
▶️ r Just accept your fate and die already!
▶️ r Cute cogs. Do you mind if I take one?
▶️ r You keenfolk are nothing without your toys!
▶️ r You're the Warden of Icewrack? Please...
▶️ r You're nothing but a two-bit talent that stumbled onto a title.
▶️ r Tactician? Hardly.
▶️ r All your little mind games didn't add up to a whole lot did they, Dark Seer?
▶️ r Keep your hoogidy-boo away from me!
▶️ r Shoulda looked after yourself instead of worrying about your friends...
▶️ r Sweetie, your name is richly ironic.
▶️ r I hate spirits.
▶️ r You shoulda joined the Red Mist... At least then you'd learn how to fight.
▶️ r I'm not meeting my end here!
▶️ r My soul is stayin' right where it belongs...
▶️ r Another do-gooder put in their place.
▶️ r Your friends couldn't save ya.
▶️ r Some huntress you are...
▶️ r Your brothers would be disappointed in you...
▶️ r You think a rock could ever catch me?
▶️ r No one bars my path...
▶️ r I'm takin' your little drum for my collection.
▶️ r Shoulda stuck to your forge!
▶️ r God you're old.
▶️ r You'll never be as quick as me.
▶️ r Sorry you won't make it to the family reunion.
▶️ r I could smash your saccharine face over and over.
▶️ r How well did that positive outlook help you?
▶️ r Tell me your secrets!
▶️ r I want the power you hold Enigma!
▶️ r Some time lord you turned out to be...
▶️ r I never feared the void.
▶️ r I'll never get tired of doing that.
▶️ r You're just a pawn of the gods, Huskar.
▶️ r Everyone hates you, Invoker. Everyone.
▶️ r You talk too much.
▶️ r Lights out.
▶️ r Two heads, no skill.
▶️ r I'm gonna make a jaunty little hat out of you...
▶️ r Where'd all that honor get you?
▶️ r That mask will fetch a high price.
▶️ r Fundamentals... I don't see what the big deal is...
▶️ r Shiny.
▶️ r You were supposed to go down with your ship...
▶️ r Stonehall has blood on its hands.
▶️ r I lived in Revtel long enough to know the difference between order and tyranny.
▶️ r I'm a mischief maker... not a sadist.
▶️ r You're a blight on this world, Leshrac!
▶️ r Some power isn't worth the price, Lich.
▶️ r You should be used to dyin' by now, Lich.
▶️ r I'm not ending up like you!
▶️ r Stay away from me!
▶️ r Guess you're not that much of a bad girl after all.
▶️ r All that bluster and you're just a sad little girl.
▶️ r I heard of you Lion... you're a monster.
▶️ r I'll take that arm for myself!
▶️ r You should have kept to yourself.
▶️ r At least you didn't die alone.
▶️ r People don't change, Luna!
▶️ r Stop peddling your little redemption story.
▶️ r Selemene never should've chosen you.
▶️ r You never stood a chance.
▶️ r I'll bury you with the rest of your family.
▶️ r I know just the person to move your horn.
▶️ r Jex, when this is over remind me to go back for his horn.
▶️ r Nice hair.
▶️ r Eh. Sorry, snake lady.
▶️ r Please don't be salty about the whole murder thing. You'll be back on your feet soon.
▶️ r Sorry Meepo. When this is all over I'll buy you a beer, ok?
▶️ r Selemene deserves better protectors.
▶️ r You're not in my league, Mirana.
▶️ r Shoulda hid as a tree.
▶️ r Next time run away on your little cloud.
▶️ r Your tricks can't stop me, Morphling...
▶️ r You're a second rate elemental.
▶️ r Song's over.
▶️ r You're done singing.
▶️ r You think trees are going to stop me?
▶️ r I'm not afraid of the forest, Prophet.
▶️ r Don't touch me!
▶️ r Next time, try to use the scythe.
▶️ r The night is my dominion.
▶️ r No one hunts me.
▶️ r Ugh. I hate bugs.
▶️ r Better things than you have tried, Nyx.
▶️ r It's unfortunate you picked the wrong side... you would have made a great henchman.
▶️ r Just stop arguing with each other and die already!
▶️ r Next time, worry about saving yourself.
▶️ r Better luck next time, Omniknight.
▶️ r Too easy.
▶️ r I don't need to see the future. My victory is inevitable.
▶️ r You never should have come here!
▶️ r Go back where you're from!
▶️ r All that bravado, but no real talent..
▶️ r You're being used Mortred!
▶️ r You think you're the first assassin to come for me?
▶️ r All your gifts, and you squander them on heroism.
▶️ r You think you can fool me?
▶️ r At least you dreamed big.
▶️ r You're just not good enough, Phoenix.
▶️ r I warned you before. Stay out of my way!
▶️ r I'm tired of you meddling in my business, Puck.
▶️ r Sorry, butcher.
▶️ r I hope you rot here.
▶️ r You've gone too far, Pugna!
▶️ r Go back to Oblivion!
▶️ r Lady, you're a walking cliché.
▶️ r You give the rest of us naughty girls a bad name.
▶️ r I don't fear you, Razor.
▶️ r Learn to use that whip better.
▶️ r You made your choice Riki, and I made mine.
▶️ r We could have been friends, Riki.
▶️ r Give me that staff, Rubick
▶️ r I want your father's secrets!
▶️ r Stay down.
▶️ r That's what you get for trying to sneak up on me.
▶️ r Everything you offer has strings attached...
▶️ r I'm not joining your little cult.
▶️ r I'm not going to join your little collection...
▶️ r Sorry, Shadow Fiend, today's not your day.
▶️ r Professional courtesy only goes so far.
▶️ r It was you or me Rhasta, I'm sorry.
▶️ r I'm not going to the Tyler Estate!
▶️ r You'll never take me, Silencer!
▶️ r This is a mercy.
▶️ r Stop talking.
▶️ r Better death than Dark Reef.
▶️ r Should have stayed in the Depths...
▶️ r You couldn't hide forever...
▶️ r Looks like you're not as good as you thought you were...
▶️ r Die you little runt...
▶️ r That gun was never gonna help ya...
▶️ r I'm putting you to rest.
▶️ r Good night, Spectre.
▶️ r Try finesse next time.
▶️ r You're just a charging brute.
▶️ r All sound, no fury.
▶️ r Shame you couldn't back up what you were saying.
▶️ r That's the best you could do, Sven?
▶️ r I was expecting more from you, Sven.
▶️ r You're more annoying than I am.
▶️ r I'm breaking your toys.
▶️ r You think you could trap me?
▶️ r You'll never outwit me, Lanaya.
▶️ r Parlor tricks don't impress me, Terrorblade.
▶️ r I'm haunted by Kunkka thanks to you!
▶️ r Ehaha. That's all your armor can do?
▶️ r I'm not some tree that'll stand still...
▶️ r Your little machines are no match for Jex.
▶️ r You think I'm scared of robots? You know how much time I spent in Iron Fog?
▶️ r I don't care how big you get, you're not gonna stop me.
▶️ r A little humility is good for ya, Tiny.
▶️ r Leaving Roseleaf was a mistake.
▶️ r You can't even save yourself.
▶️ r You think a brute like you could stop me?
▶️ r You're not half the man Bristleback is.
▶️ r I'm gonna turn you into a nice coat.
▶️ r You're repugnant.
▶️ r I'm not going anywhere with you!
▶️ r Just stay dead!
▶️ r I'm not returning what I stole.
▶️ r You were never gonna stop me.
▶️ r You're second rate Ursa. Deal with it.
▶️ r Vengeance gets you nowhere.
▶️ r That's what you get when you take things too personal.
▶️ r Your wards couldn't save you!
▶️ r You never were going to win this fight.
▶️ r I'm supposed to be scared of a little acid?
▶️ r You're not a predator, you're a weed.
▶️ r I won't go to the Narrow Maze!
▶️ r Your magic isn't strong enough Warlock!
▶️ r You thought that golem would protect you?
▶️ r You don't control creation Weaver...
▶️ r My life is my own Weaver, I'm not a piece of your tapestry.
▶️ r Shut up already!
▶️ r At least Drow would have put up a fight.
▶️ r You forgot what you are...
▶️ r You traded your power for a pen? Pathetic.
▶️ r You're a poet not a fighter.
▶️ r This isn't personal.
▶️ r Sorry, doc.
▶️ r I've seen what rulers like you are like... you deserved to die.
▶️ r Death is too good for you Ostarion.
▶️ r That's the best a god can do?
▶️ r I always wanted to defeat a god.

First Blood

▶️ I'm just getting started.
▶️ Just like Lorlin showed me...

25% chance

▶️ It was inevitable...
▶️ Ohhh I love the sound of money...
▶️ I can take care of myself...

Meeting an enemy

Before the 20 minute mark, within 1000 radius
25% chance

Meeting an ally

During earlygame, within 1000 radius
30% chance

▶️ r Soo, the mist of Avernus... can I have some?
▶️ r I like you. Every entrance you make is terribly dramatic.
▶️ r I love your money.
▶️ r Ya know, the best part of being your friend is that when I rob you. Who cares? You can make more.
▶️ r You're not much of a people person are you?
▶️ r I'm not sure if the shivers I'm feeling are nerves, or just being around you.
▶️ r Heard you were Silencer's errand boy now? True?
▶️ r Word is the Tyler Estate has you on retainer.
▶️ r If you were so good at your job how did the Ancients escape?
▶️ r Warden, your jurisdiction stops at the Mad Moon, right?
▶️ r So Axe, you betrayed your own people... I can respect that.
▶️ r Hey Axe, is Khan a last name, or more of a title thing?
▶️ r Hey Bane, have you seen what they do to people in Iron Fog? It'd be great research for that nightmare thing you do.
▶️ r So... Bane... You're scary.
▶️ r I've been to Yama Raskav, awful place. Good on ya for leaving.
▶️ r I'll be honest Batrider, I hate it when you talk, but I respect that you take care of your mount.
▶️ r Look, he may be loyal, but I don't care what you say, that thing isn't a boar.
▶️ r Take it from a lady. Lose the beard.
▶️ r Sooo if I give you a list of enemies could you like, hunt them down for me?
▶️ r I saw you years ago in Roseleaf, kept my distance though. Ya know, so I wouldn't get murdered.
▶️ r Oh look. It's Gondar. You survived. Great.
▶️ r I'm never going back to Revtel, Gondar. Try to force me and you're a dead man.
▶️ r You got a flask on ya?
▶️ r Tonight we're getting loaded right?
▶️ r When this over whaddya say we go to the pub and pick a fight?
▶️ r If you have the time, I'd love for you to give me some pointers on my right hook.
▶️ r You know what I love about you? Donté hates you.
▶️ r I don't suppose if I asked real nicely you'd make me a hammock?
▶️ r I'm not tellin' ya something ya don't already know, but the Monkey King... Tchk. Not a fan.
▶️ r So, how much is the purse you get for winning in Omexe?
▶️ r If you ever want to move that championship belt for some quick gold, I know a guy.
▶️ r You and me are gonna get along just fine.
▶️ r I'm not trying to tell a Fundamental how to do their job, but you really need to step up your chaos game.
▶️ r You gotta teach me that mind control trick.
▶️ r Chen, I'm tellin ya, you and me could make a killing in White Spire.
▶️ r You ever been to Quoidge? You'd fit right in.
▶️ r I heard about you Clinkz. Your story really taught me why I should never try to be a hero.
▶️ r You're not friends with Mazzie are you? I hate that little runt.
▶️ r I don't know how close you are to Timbersaw, but if you care about his safety tell him to stay clear of Roseleaf.
▶️ r Soo I don't suppose you could talk to Auroth and get her to let me take a peek at her treasure trove?
▶️ r You friends with any Sapphire Archons? I have some, uh, issues that I would love to have smoothed out.
▶️ r I'd love to pick your brain on how to rob Weeping Rose.
▶️ r You're a tactician. What did you make of the Vhoul Rebellion?
▶️ r You're a creepy little man, you know that?
▶️ r I don't suppose I could keep you on retainer? I have a vested interest in cheating death.
▶️ r So can you fly through walls? Cause if so you'd make a helluva second-story man.
▶️ r I could listen to you talk for hours.
▶️ r You're much more reasonable than Sorla.
▶️ r You're the first Oglodi I met that isn't a raving murder machine.
▶️ r Don't take it the wrong way, but I try not to traffic with demons.
▶️ r So. Doom. Mm, that name is... descriptive.
▶️ r Know of any good treasure we can steal when this is all over?
▶️ r You ready to pick a fight, Davion?
▶️ r How's Pudge and Slark doing?
▶️ r I heard Windranger complaining about you being aloof and unfeeling... We should get along just fine.
▶️ r You don't have a fifth brother hiding somewhere too, right?
▶️ r I'd love to know what the four of you were like growing up.
▶️ r We're gonna make em hate us.
▶️ r Glad you're on my side.
▶️ r So... You made creation... That's something.
▶️ r You're not a whole barrel of laughs are ya.
▶️ r You start the fire, and I'll fan the flames.
▶️ r We're gonna get in trooouble.
▶️ r You're like a children's book made flesh.
▶️ r Marks like you are just so trusting. I love it.
▶️ r The way you trapped that alchemist? Classic.
▶️ r You're a fun one, Enigma.
▶️ r So, Faceless Void... This is certainly the first time we've met.
▶️ r Huh. I heard you looked like a lobster. I'm disappointed.
▶️ r I don't get why everyone hates you. You seem lovely.
▶️ r Come on... Let me fly that thing.
▶️ r You won't see me willing to die for my people.
▶️ r Ya know, I think I'll skip the Nothl Realm.
▶️ r Just between you and me, I'm pretty sure Axe wants to beat you stupid.
▶️ r You remind me of my tutors. I hated my tutors.
▶️ r Whatcha think Jex, you want a roommate?
▶️ r Awwww Jex, I think Io likes you.
▶️ r You ready to have some fun, Jakiro?
▶️ r You know in Revtel, Pyrexae is a great delicacy.
▶️ r Juggernaut. Always so serious.
▶️ r I wish I was the last of my kind.
▶️ r Wow, you're old.
▶️ r Keeper of the light... That job sounds... Boring.
▶️ r Well hello, Captain.
▶️ r Cute scar... How'd you get it?
▶️ r Don't expect me to play by your rules, and, uh, we'll get along just fine.
▶️ r Rix is gonna kill you.
▶️ r The less you talk to me the better.
▶️ r Let's just get this over with Leshrac.
▶️ r So you're that cautionary tale Donté keeps harping at me about.
▶️ r Cool skull.
▶️ r Look I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life. But moisturize.
▶️ r Please don't murder me.
▶️ r I know a thing or two about hating family, Lina.
▶️ r Your sister's not the enemy. It's your parents that drove you apart.
▶️ r They say you're a hunted man. I can relate.
▶️ r So long as you don't point your finger at me, we'll get along just fine.
▶️ r Can I pet your bear?
▶️ r So does your pet have a name? Spirit Bear is rather impersonal.
▶️ r I can't place your accent, where ya from?
▶️ r How's that penitent thing workin' out for ya?
▶️ r I'm just trying to work this out. You're sad your family's dead?
▶️ r Heard Slom was quite the place back in the day
▶️ r If you die, can I have your horn?
▶️ r You know what your horn is going for nowadays?
▶️ r I heard a rumor of some gorgons being moved through Weeping Rose.
▶️ r Don't be offended if I don't look at you.
▶️ r Listen Meepo, I'm not saying the Jasper Circle wants to kill you. I'm just saying that they're losing faith you're going to pay them back.
▶️ r When the battle's done you and me are going to White Spire to play the Couriers.
▶️ r You don't actually trust Luna, do you?
▶️ r Cute cat.
▶️ r So you're the chatty little rodent man everyone's been talking about.
▶️ r Now walk me through this: You have your staff. But you still have to buy your staff.
▶️ r Never stop changing, Morphling.
▶️ r I think it's great you keep reinventing yourself.
▶️ r We're going to ruin their day.
▶️ r Come on Siren, it's time to frustrate the hell outta people.
▶️ r I'm more of a city girl meself.
▶️ r I know you like making trees. I don't suppose you can add an addition to my little hollow?
▶️ r You really need a new moniker. Pope of Pestilence isn't as intimidating as you think it is.
▶️ r Ooh, you're an ugly lookin' bastard aren't ya?
▶️ r We're going to own the night.
▶️ r We'll hunt them all down.
▶️ r You ever work with the Jasper Circle?
▶️ r They'll never see us coming.
▶️ r You'd make great hired muscle.
▶️ r Hey Ogre, when this is all over I'd love to pick your brain about arson.
▶️ r Oh, great. Another religious zealot.
▶️ r So long as you keep me alive I'll put up with all your spiritual malarky.
▶️ r You and I could make a killing Oracle.
▶️ r Hey Oracle, I'm not going to die today, am I?
▶️ r Look, I don't know if they have gold where you're from but in case they don't, the little metal coins laying around are useless. Just let me collect them.
▶️ r Let's lock 'em down.
▶️ r See Donté, I'm not all bad...
▶️ r Don't get too excited... This partnership won't last long.
▶️ r I don't think your little sorority is for me.
▶️ r You really do whatever that list tells you to do?
▶️ r Oh, what I wouldn't give to make more of me.
▶️ r Aw, I don't have time for one of your lectures, Azwraith.
▶️ r Listen, we all come back from the dead, I don't get what the big deal is.
▶️ r Just let me pluck one feather. Please?
▶️ r You're a chaotic little creature, Puck.
▶️ r Strange bedfellows, eh Puck?
▶️ r Quoidge is a lovely little town, Pudge.
▶️ r You're a gentleman Pudge, don't let anyone tell you different.
▶️ r You're a dangerous little man. I like that.
▶️ r Be careful Pugna. If you burn down the world, there's nothing left to play with.
▶️ r The boys are gonna love us.
▶️ r We're gonna have some fuuuuunnnn.
▶️ r Just promise me if I die you'll let me out of the Narrow Maze.
▶️ r Wukong was talking a whole lotta trash about you being bad at your job.
▶️ r You work with the Jasper Circle, right?
▶️ r How's Lasan doing?
▶️ r How's living in your father's shadow treating you?
▶️ r Rubick, you're no enigma. You're a sad little boy looking for approval.
▶️ r Not much of a people person are you?
▶️ r If you're a pile of living sand, why are you stuck as an arachnid all the time?
▶️ r I try not to get involved with demonic politics.
▶️ r I don't want any of your gifts, Demon.
▶️ r Can we agree to leave my soul right where it is?
▶️ r Father always warned me not to traffic with Demons. So...
▶️ r I like your hustle, Shaman.
▶️ r We need to come up with a schedule for who gets to hit what city. Last time we overlapped it was trouble for both of us.
▶️ r How's teaming up with Anti-Mage working out for you?
▶️ r When the battle's over, we go our separate ways. Understood?
▶️ r You're nothing but a puppet, bird man.
▶️ r Your devotion is nauseating.
▶️ r You don't belong here, Slardar.
▶️ r Stick to the depths, Slardar. There's a lot of naughty things on the surface.
▶️ r You gotta tell me about Dark Reef sometime.
▶️ r The Monkey King is taking credit for your escape again.
▶️ r Cover me, Sniper.
▶️ r Nice to have you watching my back.
▶️ r Other people might not understand you, but I do.
▶️ r If you need anything, just wail.
▶️ r I'll follow your lead, big guy.
▶️ r Time to cause some trouble, eh Spirit Breaker?
▶️ r You're a lot more fun than your brothers.
▶️ r You seem game for a laugh.
▶️ r Good on you for standing up for yourself.
▶️ r Nice to have the knights of the Vigil on my side for a change.
▶️ r You boys are trouble.
▶️ r Come on, boys. Let's make their lives hell.
▶️ r Tell me you're not still hung up on Yurnero.
▶️ r Ready to lay some traps?
▶️ r So what should I call you? Terrorblade doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
▶️ r How'd you escape the Foulfell?
▶️ r I still have dreams of that day at sea, Tidehunter.
▶️ r This isn't a partnership, Tidehunter. Never forget that.
▶️ r You're absolutely mad, you know that?
▶️ r You better not come near my hollow.
▶️ r Word of advice... Never visit Iron Fog.
▶️ r I've been around machines my whole life. They don't impress me.
▶️ r Hey little fella.
▶️ r I can't wait to watch you become the bruiser you're meant to be.
▶️ r You ready to work together?
▶️ r I admire what you did in Roseleaf. I mean, it was stupid, but admirable.
▶️ r Ready to hurt some people.
▶️ r Let's go make a mess.
▶️ r So. Tusk. I heard Bristleback beat you stupid.
▶️ r Both sides say they won that fight, but I know who I believe.
▶️ r Wow, you're big.
▶️ r Please don't eat me.
▶️ r I'm just saying if you don't want your tomb robbed, don't put stuff in it that people want to steal.
▶️ r Just remember we're on the same side, ok.
▶️ r You don't seem particularly cuddly.
▶️ r Anyone ever mistake you for Lone Druid's pet?
▶️ r I'd be careful about being driven by revenge. It makes you predictable.
▶️ r You don't have a problem with me, right?
▶️ r You're a nasty little creature.
▶️ r Try not to drip on me.
▶️ r You're not a whole lot of fun to be around, Viper.
▶️ r Don't be getting any ideas, Jex.
▶️ r You and Razor need a new hobby.
▶️ r Don't take it personal, but after today I hope I never see you again.
▶️ r Jex is my friend. You're just a two-bit slaver.
▶️ r I'm nothing like you, Warlock.
▶️ r They say you weave the future. What's in store for me?
▶️ r Ever think about taking up knitting?
▶️ r Spare me the rah-rah hero speech, ok?
▶️ r You're not gonna get there first.
▶️ r I'd love to see what books you have in your collection. I'm sure there's some that would fetch a great price in Weeping Rose.
▶️ r Do me a favor and eat Crystal Maiden sometime, ok?
▶️ r You're a strange one aren't you.
▶️ r Let's keep each other safe.
▶️ r You're not a king, you're a despot.
▶️ r You would have fit right in at Revtel.
▶️ r Don't you go getting morals on me, Zeus.
▶️ r Trust me, you're better off without the wife.

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

▶️ I love that sound...
▶️ Let's get paid Jex.
▶️ Let's keep the money coming.
▶️ r Easiest gold I've made all day.
▶️ No one hands me anything... I earned this.
▶️ r I don't need my father's money, I make my own.
▶️ I take what's mine.
▶️ Too easy.
▶️ I could do this all day.
▶️ 120 Not bad if I do say so myself...
▶️ r All in a day's work.
▶️ The more money the better.
▶️ u That scepter isn't gonna pay for itself...
▶️ Better you than me.
▶️ 120 Thanks for the cash.
▶️ 120 I'll take that.
▶️ r Thanks for holding my money for me.
▶️ That's more like it...

40% chance

▶️ r This is going swimmingly, ain't it Jex?

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

▶️ I don't think so.
▶️ Nonono.
▶️ No money for you.
▶️ r Whoops.
▶️ Sorry.
▶️ Denied.
▶️ r Oh sorry...
▶️ Oh , did you want to do that?
▶️ 240 Better luck next time.
▶️ 240 I'm always 3 steps ahead.
▶️ 120 Not fast enough.
▶️ You were never going to succeed.
▶️ Mine.
▶️ You're not quick enough.
▶️ Uh-uh-uh...
▶️ 240 Sorry friends.
▶️ 120 Today's just not your day...

30% chance

▶️ r I'm toying with you, you understand that right?

Acquiring an item

▶️ r Look at that Jex, we didn't even have to steal it.
▶️ r Ooooo shiny.
▶️ r We're gonna have a lot of fun with this thing, aren't we Jex.
▶️ r Just what I needed.
▶️ r I've had my eyes on this for a while...

Acquiring a specific item

25% chance

20% chance

▶️ r We'll be holding onto this for a long time...

5% chance

▶️ r I've wanted to steal this forever...

Dying

▶️ This isn't over!
▶️ I'll be back for you...
▶️ I'll make you pay for this....
▶️ Impossible!
▶️ How dare you lay a hand on me!
▶️ You'll pay for what you've done!
▶️ You'll never let me hear the end of this, will you Jex...
▶️ Alright, maybe I was a little... overzealous.
▶️ That didn't go the way I planned.
▶️ Can't run forever, can we...
▶️ Jex, start plotting... we have revenge to mount.
▶️ Donté always said things would catch up with me... god I hate that little runt.
▶️ Could be worse Jex, at least we're not stuck in Quoidge.
▶️ Ya Jex, I get it... that was bad.

Respawning

▶️ I won't lie, that was unexpected...
▶️ Hope my father didn't see that...
▶️ Failure isn't an option...
▶️ We're not out of this fight yet...
▶️ Alright Jex, let's get some revenge...
▶️ Playtime's over...
▶️ Time to get serious...
▶️ Ohhhhh a challenge, I like it.
▶️ No rest for the wicked...
▶️ Ok, I see how they want to play...
▶️ Never count us out...
▶️ What's life without a little adversity...
▶️ Oh no, they won't pull that off again.

50% chance

▶️ r Jex... whaddya say we find who did that and rip their eyes out?

Reincarnating

▶️ I don't think so!

Bottling Runes

▶️ I'll save you for later...
▶️ Hey little fella, you're coming with me...
▶️ You'll come in handy.
▶️ Excellent.
▶️ I can use this.
▶️ The power!
▶️ It's mine!

Activating runes

Arcane Rune
50% chance

▶️ Arcane Power!

40% chance

▶️ 240 I'm stronger than ever.

35% chance

▶️ 120 I can feel the power run through me.

Bounty Rune
75% chance

▶️ Bounty.

35% chance

▶️ Mine.

20% chance

▶️ r God I love money.

Double Damage Rune

▶️ Double Damage.
▶️ Oh they're not going to be expecting this...

5% chance

▶️ Get ready to do your thing, Jex.

Haste Rune

▶️ Haste!
▶️ We gotta stay on the move!

25% chance

▶️ Let's pick up the pace Jex.

Illusion Rune

▶️ Illusion
▶️ ohhhh this'll be fun.

25% chance

▶️ Let's see them try to catch us now.

Invisibility Rune

▶️ r Invisibility!
▶️ This is our moment, Jex.

40% chance

▶️ 240 Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

Regeneration Rune

▶️ Regeneration!
▶️ They're not killing us...

25% chance

▶️ Stay healthy, stay moving.

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet.
▶️ I can't do that.
▶️ Patience.
▶️ It's not ready.
▶️ Not ready.
▶️ Be patient.
▶️ It'll be ready soon.
▶️ Can't do that yet.
▶️ Need more time.
▶️ Not now, but soon.

Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet.
▶️ I can't do that.
▶️ Patience.
▶️ It's not ready.
▶️ Not ready.
▶️ Be patient.
▶️ It'll be ready soon.
▶️ Can't do that yet.
▶️ Need more time.
▶️ Not now, but soon.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet!
▶️ I can't do that!
▶️ Patience!
▶️ It's not ready!
▶️ Not ready!
▶️ Be patient!
▶️ It'll be ready soon!
▶️ Can't do that yet!
▶️ Need more time!
▶️ Not now, but soon!

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana.
▶️ Not enough mana.
▶️ No mana.
▶️ Wait till we have mana.

20% chance

▶️ Need mana.
▶️ We have no mana.

Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana.
▶️ Not enough mana.
▶️ No mana.
▶️ Wait till we have mana.

20% chance

▶️ Need mana.
▶️ We have no mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana!
▶️ Not enough mana!
▶️ No mana!
▶️ Wait till we have mana!

20% chance

▶️ Need mana!
▶️ We have no mana!

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

▶️ 120 I need help!
▶️ 120 Over here!
▶️ 120 They're over here!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Ah!
▶️ Ahh!
▶️ Oah!
▶️ Gya!
▶️ Awh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Ugh!
▶️ Guh!
▶️ Ah!
▶️ Ahh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ G'aw!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Nyeh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Ah!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Ooh!
▶️ Mm!
▶️ Eh!
▶️ Uh!

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

▶️ 240 I may have turned my back on my birthright, but at least my life is mine.
▶️ 240 It probably wasn't the wisest idea to turn down the Jasper Circle, but I'm no one's errand girl.
▶️ 240 Mark my words Jex... one day I'm going to steal the Apotheosis Blade, now that'll be something, won't it.
▶️ 240 Not many people can say they've been kicked out Weeping Rose, but I am an exceptional talent.

Chat responses

Lane missing

▶️ Top is missing!
▶️ Mid is missing!
▶️ Bottom's missing!

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

▶️ Thanks.
▶️ Thank you.
▶️ 240 I owe you.
▶️ 240 Preciate it.

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

▶️ Hahahaha!
▶️ Hahahaha!
▶️ Hah haha!
▶️ Huh huh huh huh!
▶️ Haha ha hahaha!
▶️ Ha ha ha haha!
▶️ Ah haha haha ha!
▶️ Hahaha hahahaha!
▶️ Hahahaha hahahahahaa!
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
▶️ Haa hahahahahaha!
▶️ Ahhhahahahahaha!

5% chance

▶️ Hahahaha ah hahahaha ahh hahahaha!
▶️ Huh huh haha ahhaha ahhahahaha!

Match end

Won

▶️ Our victory was inevitable.
▶️ We won!
▶️ Onto the next adventure.

^{50% chance}

▶️ Good work Jex!

Won before the 20 minute mark
^{20% chance}

▶️ I wish I could say I was surprised.

Lost

▶️ Oh great. Now I get to listen to my father gloat.
▶️ We could have had that.
▶️ No time for sulking, let's plot our revenge.
▶️ Damn it!
▶️ I don't wanna hear it Jex.

Lost before the 20 minute mark
^{20% chance}

▶️ In times like this you just need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, then steal something your enemy really cares about.

Cosmetic item drop

Common

▶️ I'll take that.

Uncommon

▶️ Now what do we have here...

Rare and higher

▶️ Shiny.
▶️ Just what I was waiting for.
▶️ This is going to fit nicely in my collection.

Misc

Wizard

▶️ u Crummy Wizard!
▶️ u Shitty Wizard!

Anger

▶️ u Uugh!
▶️ u Ah!
▶️ u Uah!
▶️ u Guh!
▶️ u Hrrrrgg!
▶️ u Bah!
▶️ u Ahh!
▶️ u Ugh!
▶️ u Gaah!
▶️ u Ahh!
▶️ u Err!
▶️ u Ugh!
▶️ u Uh!
▶️ u Ugh!
▶️ u Mrf!
▶️ u Uhh!

Taunt

▶️ You don't think you're going to win, do you?
▶️ Darlin' I'm so out of your league it's not even funny.
▶️ You ready to have some fun, Jex?

▶️ u No.
▶️ u No!
▶️ u Noo!

Yes

▶️ u Yes.
▶️ u Yes!
▶️ u Yeessss!

Wheel

▶️ u Jex really hates it when you rattle his cage.
▶️ u I don't know what I was expecting.
▶️ u Wait wait. Have you heard the one about the wayward baron and the traveling shopkeep?
▶️ u Ignorance is only an excuse the first time. And even then, come on!
▶️ u Oh-ho. Don't mind me. Just a wee fairy going about her business.
▶️ u Change the subject. Please.
▶️ u Do I look like a damsel?
▶️ u Equal split! Minus my finder's fee, of course.
▶️ u Ring that bell again. I dare you.
▶️ u This makes absolutely no sense.
▶️ u Stick to your pyramid schemes and leave the real hustle to the pros.
▶️ u Listen, I know that's not how I said it'd all go down...
▶️ u Death by decorum... Is no way for a fairy to live.
▶️ u I was going to rob you blind and leave you for dead. But this works, too.
▶️ u How was I supposed to know?

▶️ u Give it up already.
▶️ u No. Just... no.
▶️ u Where's the challenge in that?

▶️ u Hahaha ahaha ahaha ahhahahahahaa!

▶️ u You shouldn't have. No, really. I'm not interested in your charity.
▶️ u Fine, I'll say it... Thank you.

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